this is who I married

Here's a little insight into the nature of my husband. Yes, I did know what I was getting into when I married him. And I'm still glad that I did.

This is the email he sent to family about the upcoming celebration for Bubby's birthday:

Ahoy ahoy,
Thursday will be the one year anniversary of Scarlet almost killing Darlene. Naturally, this calls for cake.
Non-death cake will be served in ****** at Chez Gran & Lew on Saturday May 4 from 2:00 to 4:00 pm (no Dad, I'm not promising two straight hours of cake).
I assume everyone has directions, if not, let me know.
Cheers,
Jon

He's kinda weird, but I love him lots.